May 30, 2005

It's Movie Review Time, Baby!

I have three movie reviews posted at Jive Magazine: Madagascar, The Longest Yard and Crash.

Go read them. Now.

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May 27, 2005

Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy

Either Fate has decided to be kind to me again or the planets aligned when I wasn't looking:

An employee at Gamestop just leaked a tip that "We Love Katamari" is available for pre-order because the release date has been bumped up to August 23, 2005, instead of the originally announced October release.

THAT'S THREE DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!! THANK YOU, GRACIOUS KING OF ALL COSMOS!!!

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May 24, 2005

I'm Free

Everybody, sing along with me:

SCHOOOOOOOL'S OUT

FOR

SUMMER!!!

That's right, kiddies. Today was my last official work day for this school year. I shall not return until the very end of July. Two months of nothing to do!!!

Nothing at all!

Zilch. Zero. Nada.

Nothing.

Hmmm...now that I think of it, that doesn't sound so thrilling. If only "We Love Katamari" was coming out sooner...rather than the end of this year. DAMMIT!!!

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May 19, 2005

Piss and Vinegar

If you are any kind of wrestling fan, then you should see the upcoming documentary Lipstick & Dynamite: The First Ladies of Wrestling. This is about that era when wrestling truly meant beating the ever-lovin' crap out of each other. No fancy costumes, no special effects, no jumbo projection screens, no fireworks, no makeup...just a dark room, a ring, and two people ready to rumble.

Of course, this is also the era when a woman's place was her home; having dinner on the table and a martini ready to hand to her husband as he walked in the door. This documentary is the story of the women who broke all the rules.

See the trailer here.

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May 10, 2005

Gimme some sugar, baby

Bruce Campbell is going on a "Summer of Love" tour to promote his latest book, Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way. On Monday, August 15, he will be stopping in Atlanta. The location has yet to be announced, but I can assure you that I will make every effort to be there. I saw him when he was touring with his first book, If Chins Could Kill. He's a genuinely funny and extremely nice guy.

Of his latest book, Bruce puts it this way: "Will you learn how to pick up chicks? Good heavens, I can only hope so, though for best results in that department, you should both read this book and be Brad Pitt." Sounds like a winner to me.

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May 07, 2005

GOBLET OF FIRE TRAILER!!!

HOLY MUNDUNGUS!!! HERE'S THE TEASER TRAILER FOR THE NEXT HARRY POTTER MOVIE!!!!

THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!!! THIS IS MY NEW STAR WARS!!!! KNOWING ME, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW SERIOUS THAT STATEMENT IS!!!

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May 03, 2005

...and Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Soundtrack

SPAMALOT! - The Original Broadway Cast Recording was released today.

NI! PENG! NEEE-WOM!!!

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May 02, 2005

Dolphins can sing!

For those who have seen Hitchhiker's Guide and would like to re-live the musical sequence at the beginning of the film, then please click here:

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!

In fact, there is much to do on the movie's homepage. You can even open many different entries in the Guide itself. Enjoy.

Posted by Zip at 01:14 PM